What is Delta Air Lines?
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The best air line in the world.
We love to fly and it shows.
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-Should be named Delta Airlines
-Best airline in the world
-Based in Atlanta
Delta Air Lines will be merging with Northwest and then it will become the biggest airline in the world.
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Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport.
A company that has been giving the employees a little BOHICA every time they turn around.
Transferring jobs to Bombay, India to get rid of well paid, well trained Americans who WTF they're doing.
Lost your bags again? Must be DELTA! Then they transferred me to fucking India!!
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A very scary airline company that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots. They lose your baggage every time because the stewardesses dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.
I thought something was wrong when the flight from Albuquerque to San Diego took 33 hours. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed (upside down in a lake)in Japan. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
Let me guess. Delta Air Lines?
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