Deltona Edit Meaning

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Overcrowded and under developed, Deltona is home to crazy mean old people, new young families, wanna be "gangsta" teenagers... and most importantly, deranged lunatics.

Deltona is a huge sprawling area of winding streets that lead to more winding streets that lead to more winding streets. The neighborhoods are as mismatched as the people, with shacks falling down next door to huge, weird looking 2 story homes. You can find the poorest inhabitants of this city zipping around town in their souped up BMW's, gas guzzling SUV's, or Mercedes... because even though they can't scrape together enough money to pay the electric bill they have no problem coughing up $450 for a car payment.

There is nothing to do in Deltona. Young families flock to "Dewey O", the local park, like wildebeest to a watering hole. Old people go door to door, soliciting their religion. Teenagers spend the majority of their time vandalizing things, smoking things, snorting things up their noses, or beating the living hell out of one another.

With a Walgreens on every corner, you'll never have to do without your pharmaceuticals.

The best part about Deltona is that you never know what you'll get killed for. Maybe over an X box? Maybe over the way you looked at that guy at the gas pump? Or maybe just because someone felt like it.

"If you get lost, make a series of right turns. You'll always end up at a major roadway."

Deltona: Home of the 2004 mass murders

See old people, drugs, teenagers, deltona, florida, walgreens

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the white trashcapital of florida. beat up cars and hicks along with insane wanna be gangstas. its also the home to confused redencks in 12 foot high lifted trucks with rebel flags waving in the back while blasting gangsta rap. the hicks here are confused due to them being rejects from the northeast, who now think that because they moved to florida they are now southern. try not laughing when someone with a really thick brooklyn accent trys to talk with a southern hick accent. the town is a complete dump. for a city with not one building over two stories tall its the largest population in volusia county. the new pine ridge high school is falling down and the original deltona high school looks like a prison camp.

people who have never been to deltona are sure to get lost, due to the city being a giant maze of screwed up streets. dont stop and ask directions because you may get shot.

they city (and i use that term loosely) is full of angry old people and insane gun toteing maniacs who will kill you or kick your ass just for looking at them. a few years ago a house full of people were murdered because some other local maniac wanted their xbox! he didnt shoot them he beat them with a baseball bat and hammers. he even killed the dog!.

the roads are falling apart and are full of deep holes that will swallow a normal car whole. yet the idiot kids who live there drive lowered junkers that drag the ground on a regular street. therefore you will see parts of cars strewn all over the sides of streets due to them bottoming out.

person 1 where do you live?

person 2 deltona

person 1 wheres that?

person 2 drive north from orlando on I4 till you hear banjos and youre there.

See gangsta, screwed, strewn, maniac

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the wackest place in Florida with the wackest people for ex: posers, losers, wannabees. Girls claiming dher bi 4 attention. Boys thinking they have style when they don't. So bascially a shitty place.

Girl: "Where are you from?"

Boy: "Deltona."

Girl: "Wtf. Where is that?"

Boy: "A shitty place with ugly ass girls & whores."

Girl: "Haha. Bumss."

See deltona, wack, posers