What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
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1. of poor quality
2. general disapproval
3. disappointment
1. A: Would you rail with that girl?
B: No, man. She's zero points...
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A bullshit locality that is really part of Rockville but wants to be a part of the more desirable Bethesda area. Home to many high rise ..
