What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
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On the small island of puerto rico the legal age of drinking is 18. When you approach the counter trying to buy a drink, the man behind ..
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Another term for heroin.
Every fucking kid on that street is hooked on Irish insulin.
See heroin, h, smack, drugs, addiction, Stormin..
