What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
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The ability to understand humor.
-Tom told me a joke, but I didn't get it.
-Well Jake, it's probably because of your lack of..
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1. A chat room on Ares, the P2P program.
2. Another name for "Come here if you suck unless your name is Amish Businessman."
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