What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
Random Words:
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1) ; a form of victory;
2) a catch up between old friends;
"urgh hehehe, thank you urghh thankyou hehe thankyou"
"urg..
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The sourse of all coolness and sup additude. Comes form the 12 year old boy in Edmonton, Canada.
I just Ladédizzled some chick into bed..
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This is a term heterosexuals use when they don't approve of homosexuality.
I don't believe in same-sex relationships. After a..
