What is Demitri Martin?
1.
hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
Random Words:
1.
someone who salsa dances.
Checkout Daniel salsa dancing. He is ethnically cool.
See cool, salsa, dancing, person..
1.
One of the greatest people to ever live
Jack : a Jewish guy just stole my watch
Greg : Hitler is God
See jewish, hitler, holocaust, c..
1.
A small dog that is a cross between a toy fox terrier and a pomeranian.
A foxeranian is an itsy bitsy dog that looks like a tiny fox.
..
