What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
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the undefeated 13f's soccer team coached by the legendary mr.ockert. often used in insults. and in conjuction with phrases such as ..
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to be wild like a nigger on crack
Calm down there son, you are acting nigger crazy.
See insane, nigger, black, wild, aggressive..
