What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
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when your foot slips off your bicycle pedal, and the thing swings around and "checks" you in the shin.
can be very painful an..
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The skeet skeet ratio is the ratio of your own skeet to that of everyone else's skeets when you play soggy waffle.
A high skeet sk..
