What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
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to smoke a large amount of pot in a small, three-person pickup truck with the windows rolled up.
Those old Isuzu pickups are good for t..
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the skilled act of drinking and driving at the same time
Ricky: Do you want to pregame for the party?
Alex: No, im gonna sip and cruis..
