What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
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A canadian person who plays games and sits arround lots and is a pot head
Dave is Mrlock_pic
Mrlock_pic smokes too much pot
See mrloc..
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Nasty-ass curly pubes that usually get in the way of an eat-out session
Hey man, I tried to eat out this one bitch when i got some of h..
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To get very stewie dumb....and get super hyphy
I was up on stage doing the raggle daggle dididley doo dance when my homie said
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