What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
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Name used to describe a structure constructed entirely out of dinner cutlery. The origin of the term is rooted in events in Turkey where..
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shivering whilst placing ur hand in that 'gay' flicked position
i get queer shivers when you talk about STDs
See queer, shiv..
