What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
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It's after shock but instead with laughter. When someone tells you something really funny and you think about It again later and yo..
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avril lavignes best friend and ex gutair player . very hot,funny and talented.Is working on his Album
very hot gutair player..
