What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
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Bottle water is better for you...
Drink H20, it's better for u..
U'll live longer........
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When you build something up a..
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a person who is addicted or who depends on laxatives
"I never knew she was a laxx addict!"
See laxatives, bulimia, eating di..
