What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
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Meaning, dance of the dead. Name of the latest lp by the infamous group "The Faint"
I love danse macabre.
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the performanc..
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The state of our country since Obama Hussein has been is office
Bill, this country is now officially Obamafucked!!!
See fucked, social..
