What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
Random Words:
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To come over
Who's all there? Ok, I'm coming through.
Is it cool if I come through for some drinks?
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To get someone thei..
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something that totally sucks so much that it makes you wanna die
friend: "dude i have to go to the doctors today and hes gonna tou..
