What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
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A famous Moe prank.
"Hold on i'll check...Imastupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttstinksaandiliketokissmyownbutt?&quo..
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spanking
Whoa. Somebody needs a booty bomb!
See whipping, spank, beat down
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a popular way to take illegal substances, such as exta..
