What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
Random Words:
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When a word makes it into the urban dictionary only to get pwnd by thumbs downs.
Bill: Fade like bleachmade it onto the front page of U..
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a rhyme that destroys the other m.c. in a battle
just cause your mom sucks cock don't mean u gotta wen u rap-lyrical knife wounds
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