What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
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A mobility scooter that is used by a very fat person who is probably able to walk but is just lazy.
'Look at the size of him on hi..
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like terrific...only glittery!
My, that David Bowie concert was glitterific!
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1) The shine that forms ON David Bowies head after a
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