What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
Random Words:
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An alternate way for saying "I'll fuck you up".
Alpha sounds like "I'll fu". Q sounds like "ck You&q..
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a punch that would kill a normal human
fuck me pink he just threw a redburn slug, must be called rassers..
