What is Demitri Martin?
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hillarious comedian with best poker face. mediocre guitar player, but has hella funny jokes
if i have to go up in a building, ill take the elevater instead of the escalator. because one time, i was riding the escalator, and i tripped, and i fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
a month ago, i got a cactus, and a week later, it died. then i thought to myself, "damn, im less nurturing than a desert."
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A sexual act: When a guy cums into a girls mouth, and he makes her gargle his load while he tickles he throat.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hea..
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A monkey who plays the accordion. This is a pretty unusual insult - mostly used on crappy accordion players.
Steve's an accordion ..
