What is Dendrophiliac?
1.
(n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees
martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.
other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"
2.
A person who fucks plants.
"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday" Adam the dendrophiliac said.
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3.
Tree lovin' hippie scum; Dan Magner
Dude, Dan Magner is such a dendrophiliac, I saw him doing all sorts of crazy sh*t to that tree.
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