Dendrophiliac

What is Dendrophiliac?


1.

(n.) one who is aroused by trees; one who humps trees

martin is such a dendrophiliac. i saw him fcking a tree in the park today.

other definitions for dendrophiliac are also listed under dentrophiliac for those dumbasses who can't spell. you should also look up "dendrophilia"

2.

A person who fucks plants.

"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday" Adam the dendrophiliac said.

See dendraphiliac

3.

Tree lovin' hippie scum; Dan Magner

Dude, Dan Magner is such a dendrophiliac, I saw him doing all sorts of crazy sh*t to that tree.

See tree, sex, love, fetish, magner


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