Denver Dentures

What is Denver Dentures?

The act of getting a blowjob from an old lady while almost passing out from altitude sickness. Extra points for squeezing out a dookie during head.

I picked up your grandmother on the ski slopes last night and she didn't just give me head, she gave me the Denver Dentures.

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Penis Wiper

1. a girl's tongue or a tasting organ Her penis wiper was all over me. See wiper, tongue, cum, fuck, sex, blowjob..

Flumpkin

1. The act of having your butthole licked while urinating. My girlfriend suprised me while I was taking a piss by giving me a flumpkin. S..

W.i.g.s

1. (When I Got Sexy) The nickname of a man who was morbidly obese +_+, but lost a lot of weight and is now attractive. OMG yer name is W...

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