Denver Dentures

What is Denver Dentures?

The act of getting a blowjob from an old lady while almost passing out from altitude sickness. Extra points for squeezing out a dookie during head.

I picked up your grandmother on the ski slopes last night and she didn't just give me head, she gave me the Denver Dentures.

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