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A chapped out, goatee wearing, child moleser looking,dirt on shoe having, carpet ruining,canned fruit eating, carrot spanking, curmudgen..
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A woman, usually in a of a curious/bisexual context, who wants to experience pleasure from oral sex, but who is unwilling to reciprocate..
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The female breasts. See also hooters, tits, boobs, or tig ol' bitties
I slipped on a banana peel, and accidentally grabbed her jig..