What is Deprivacy?
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DEPRIVING pubic property of its PRIVACY and bringing it into the public domain.
The uncovering and exposure of private parts.
Extreme effrontery and brazen display of frontage .
" Sharon Munro and Tracy Blumenthal ," the magistrate declared, in tones of appropriate severity, "you have been found guilty of DEPRAVED DEPRIVACY, Breach of the Peace and Public Poutrage , namely that in this year of Our Lord 1888 you did engage in an act of UK upon the Queen's Highway between Frinton and Clacton in the County of Essex, to the alarm of passing pedestrians and horses who witnessed your lewd and shameless depravity."
Banging his gavel officiously on the bench, the bewigged adjudicator (a pompous arbiter of public morality), passing sentence, concluded: "I fine you ten guineas each. Failure to pay will result in fifteen days in jail."
"Faroukh me! I were only scratchin' me sporran an' givin' me clopper some air!" one of the immodest miscreants exclaimed resentfully, as she was led from the court. "No way were it a proper clamster ! There ain't no justice in Britain today!"
To a murmur of approval from the public gallery, she added: "The police should be tryin' to catch that there Jack the Ripper , instead of persecutin' poor old folks like us, what never done no one no harm!"
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Banging his gavel officiously on the bench, the bewigged adjudicator (a pompous arbiter of public morality), passing sentence, concluded: "I fine you ten guineas each. Failure to pay will result in fifteen days in jail."
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To a murmur of approval from the public gallery, she added: "The police should be tryin' to catch that there
