Deputy Donut

What is Deputy Donut?

An obese police officer or sherrif or any deputy thereof who is restricted from running due to his weight.

~Such a person is sensative to the word donut because he is "trying to lose weight."

Deputy Donut over there caught me smoking pot, but I outran his ass!

See cops, police, donuts, pastries, glaze, obesity

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