What is Derf?
1.
A wonderful humourous individual. Usually an adult. The kind who would make an excellent coach, parent etc.
We should be so lucky as to have him as a coach, he's a derf.
2.
A bold and corageous urban warrior. A fierce enemy.
We should all strive to be a Derf.
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3.
Kick-ass cartoonist. Draws & writes 'The City'. Created 'My Friend Dahmer'. Not respected by enough people.
"Derf rocks."
4.
A person of unusual agility and skill.
I don't really want to play her. I hear she is a derf.
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5.
Synonymous with a skilled
Person #1: There's that girl Sarah, lets go beat er' up.
Person #2: Fuck that! She's a derf! Im leaving her alone.
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6.
1. The ultimate word that can describe anyone or anything. Can be used for describing how uninterested you are, your friends' personalities, music, the world, aliens, cafeteria food, etc.
2. What you name your pet when you can't think of a suitable name.
1.
Dude1: Are you okay???
Dude2: derf...
Dude1: My friends are so awesome they're derf!
Dude2: Arg!!! This country's government is derf!
2.
RandomLady: Let's name our new puppy... Derf!!!
RandomGirl: This is my pet hamster, Derf.
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7.
A person of extremely high and incomprehensible intelligence. A genius of monumental and baffling proportions.
I wish I was just a derf. Then I would know the answers to all the questions in life.
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