What is Derkus?
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A Derkus is a creature, smaller than an atom, which makes up all that lives, and all that doesn't live. As in, everything ever. Think of it as the molecules of a molecule. Derkus is in us all, in the trees, in the grass, in dogs, cats, even Jesus. It's kind of like the force, but it doesn't make you a jedi.
"Aw man, there's derkus all over me...and inside me...I AM A DERKUS!"
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adj. a thing or idea which is both terrible and hilarious
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