Derren

What is Derren?


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Generally known as the lard-asses of the world. Generally have no friends that ACTUALLY care about them, and usually jacks off 5-10 times a day while eating Reese's all day long. In other words definitely someone you would regret having sex with. They very often times can be misleading about the actual size of his so called "11 inch penis" when in reality you will find a very hairy 2 inch choad that is guaranteed to make you die a little in the inside.

Look at that new Derren kid, he's going around telling everyone about his huge dick but I bet its really small and hairy because all he does all day is sit around and eat food mumbling about how he can not get his girlfriend back.

See derren, fat, prick, heterosexual, lard-ass


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