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An amalgamation of the words quality & guarantee
Surface is quarenteed for 5 years under normal use
See quality, guarantee, promis..
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A older mans penis which is used to bang(hammer) an older woman. Usually a grandparent,spouse, or widdow.
I popped two Viagras yesterd..
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all you can eat dick on tuesdays.
when a chick comes over and gives you a blow job on tuesday
aww shit its tubesteaks tuesday i got th..