What is Desperado Mustache?
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a mustache that goes down to your jawline, made famous by outlaws in the wild west. only to be worn by catfish, champions, and all around badasses like hulk hogan.
I wouldnt fuck with that guy cuz he has a desperado mustache
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having sex with dead animals
Teddy C. couldn't get a girl so he had to resort to necrobeastality.
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Someone quick with the comebacks; a person who always has a smooth, witty reply.
Yo, Shashauna, your man is such a Zinger Zack. I can&..
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A vagina, of excessive age, that has weathered the penetrations of countless suitors realatively poorly.
An old vagina.
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