Destroy Alderaan

What is Destroy Alderaan?


1.

A particularly nasty shit-cum-fart, usually experienced after spending the night with a lady who you do not feel comfortable breaking wind in front of. Named after the noise your stomach makes beforehand, which is uncannily like the the sound the Death Star made just before Destroying Alderaan

"So did you knob Helen last night?"

"No, she was on the blob. My stomach was turning somersaults all night and in the morning I destroyed Alderaan"

"Ah, that was it; I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddently cried out in terror and suddenly silenced"


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