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When a hermaphrodite has sex with itself.
I'm gonna go up to my room and bend it like Beckham.
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(Adj.) A woman that is so hot she makes your eyes water. She is beautiful with a perfect body that makes men fall in love with her after..
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Taking a crap in a person's slippers so that when they put them on in the morning, the landmine goes off.
I just stepped on a Ukra..