What is Devil Springs?
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This is the bad boy of liquor. 160 proof, it will get you fucked up really quick and it will burn the shit out of your throat and your stomach. It is highly recommended that you don't drink it straight! Drink it too fast and you will wake up next to several complete strangers.
"Todd. I dare you to take a shot of Devil Springs straight."
Todd: Takes the shot and falls to the ground twitching and clutching his throat.
"Damn. Maybe he needed some ice in it."
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A great vodka that is 160 proof. It will kick your ass. Try not to funnle it with a beer, let alone three beers, or you will wind up puking the whole next day.
Man that devil springs kicked my ass lastnight. I love it!
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