What is Devil-breasted Mattress Thatcher?
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1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.
man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."
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When your banging a chick from behind and you stick your own finger in your own ass and then stick it up your own nose to clear your sin..
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a flat booty; a gluteus without the maximus
Joe: Would you fuck Mary?
Hank: Not with that gluteus laximus.
Joe: Ha! Ha! Ha!
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