What is Devil-breasted Mattress Thatcher?
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1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.
man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."
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The act of tucking your penis and testicles between your legs, and proceding to have sex with a woman.
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1. something having the excess quality of awesomenimity derived from the term awesome (being verry great and awe inducing)
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