What is Devil-breasted Mattress Thatcher?


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1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.

man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"

ho: "Huh?"

man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."

See whore, ho, hoebag, slut, prostitute, tease, bitch


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