What is Devil-breasted Mattress Thatcher?
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1. slang for a common whore of the Old West. 2. a subtle term for addressing modern whores who get confused when unfamiliar words are used.
man: "Hey, devil-breasted mattress thatcher, what did I tell you about putting your skeezy hands on me?"
ho: "Huh?"
man: "Exactly. Make like a tree and piss off."
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A fraternity party that is totally screwed usually caused by bad planning, drunk freshman or lack of beer.
Man, did you see that party..
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a very hairy pussy (not a cat). unshaven lady bit.
Bum tit tit, bum tit tit, play your hairy banjo.
Shave that hairy banjo you slag.
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