Devish Edit Meaning

1. 1: Buy cake mix 2: Take date rape drugs 3: bake Cake 4: ??? 5: PROFIT I am surprised by this surprise surprise cake. What a surpris..

1. you know what i mean. you understand i gots to get that cash, yaimeen? See yadig, yanno..

1. Making no longer retarded I had to unretardalize my car this morning See retard, retarded, fix, correct..