What is Dewey?
1.
One of Donald Duck's nephews
Person: Which one is Dewey
Me: Dewey is the one that wears blue clothes
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2.
Pronunciation of the acronym for the criminal charge Driving Under the Influence of Intoxicants and Driving Under the Influence (DUII & DUI)
I can't believe that cop fingered me with a dewey last night even after I passed all the tests!
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3.
a super chill bro that bangs chicks like its his job. dewey is considered irresistable to girls. he often pops his shirt off which leads to girls running to him and begging him for super good pleasure. dewey's homecourt is the boardwalk, a place where girls can not resist his super chill bro charm.
That ho stands no chance of resisting Dewey's charm, he will bang her.
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4.
One who is excessively stupid or unintelligent. A person who is considered by all to be extremely oblivious to the world.
Hey, did you see "Dewey" over there.
That stupid kid just pulled a massive Dewey!
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5.
One of Donald Duck's nephews
Someone: Which one is Dewey?
Me: The blue one
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One of Donald Duck's nephews
Someone: Which one is Dewey?
Me: The blue one.
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7.
A guy who rides a bicycle only because he lost his license due to a DUI. The stereotypical "dewey" is a semi-literate, blue collar white male who makes liquor store trips on one of his kids' bikes. The dewey substitutes cut-offs, a wife beater, and a baseball cap for the lycra and helmet typically worn by a cycling enthusiast, and can be seen riding with a cigarette clenched between his teeth so as to keep a grip on the bars and his brown bagged 40oz.
That dumb "dewey" just hit a pavement crack and dropped his beer!
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