D.f.f

What is D.f.f?


1.

Acronym for "Designated Fat Friend"

the D.F.F. is the friend attractive girls bring with them, because the D.F.F. is unattractive, so in terms of relativity (see even hot chicks use einstein) the hot chick looks even hotter.

the D.F.F. tends to believe that if they are hanging out with beautiful people they must also be beautiful. what is important here, is that they are wrong.

the D.F.F. is historically the person with who the "wingman" must "take one for the team"

You: Oh man that chick is fuckin smokin

wingman: hellz yeah son

You: I'm gonna go talk to her, oh wait, she has a D.F.F.

wingman: FUCK

See wingman, dff, take one for the team, fatty


62

Random Words:

1. Somone who whores all the rare items ingame and has developed some sort of obssesive compulsive disorder about keeping them Hemisphere ..
1. To thoroughly marinate one's balls in ink prior to performing the 'Classic Tea Bag' leaving the victim's lips and to..
1. This is teh GREATEST Hackar EVAR~of teh iNtarwebnet!!!111eleven~~ Guy1: "Who are you, good Sir?" Ueli Hacker: "I R teh ..