Diamond Commercial

What is Diamond Commercial?


1.

adj. when some source of media tries too hard to be sexy/sophisticated/sleek.

Hey did you check out new vid far Circus yet?

I did, and honestly: a tad diamond commercial nasty, for my taste.

See tacky, dumb, fake

2.

When a man does something stupid a/o embarrasing a/o frivolous

for the "LOVE" of a woman.

OIL TRADER:..."So we're walking through the park...and we drop a blanket on the grass at the amphitheater...and as I

poured wine for us,I had JEFFREY OSBOURNE come out on stage and sing LOVE BALLAD...at which point I presented her with a 4ct. rock.-and a proposal.Cool,yeah?"

ARMS DEALER:"That is so fucking DIAMOND COMMERCIAL.Don't repeat it to anyone else.Congratulations."

See pussy whipped, patsy, clown, in love


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