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when your parents are trying to figure out something like Facebook and are asking why this or why that.
Mom/Dad: Why can't I see m..
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A female who is not only vegetarian, but a lesbian. Can be recognised by her faint smell of crab paste and white smears around her lips...
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A doucehbag comedian who has made 40 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS for doing some stupid tv show and producing "Friends"!
Unfucking..
