Jake T. Austin

What is Jake T. Austin?


1.

Stars with Selena Gomez on Disney. EXTREMELY cutee. Charming and will grow up to be too hott for his own good. Girls get a tissue for when you drool after seeing him. :P

OMG! did you see Jake T. Austin last night?!

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2.

-The hottest " Wizards of Waverly Place" star.

"Look theres Jake T. Austin"

"Thats the Jake T. Austin!"

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3.

an actor that currently plays max in a show called wizard of waverly place.

Is currently dating jennifer quiros who will be an extra in the wizards of waverly place movie.

Daisy:"Oh my gosh, did you know Jake T. Austin is dating Jennifer Quiros"

Kristen: "No, but who the hell is that?"

Daisy:"she's an extra in the wizards of waverly place movie!"

Kristen:" oh well than, Lucky Bitch"

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