Dibs Edit Meaning

1.

to claim something

i got dibs on that last piece of pizza

See Greg

2.

A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of calling something.

If you kill yourself, I have dibs on your IPod

3.

The most powerful force in the universe, it is used to call possession of a certain object or idea. There are very few things that trumpdibs.

dibs on definition 1

See force, universe, possession, pizza, shotgun, mine

4.

To have the rights to something, to own something.

I have dibs on that girl over there!

See Steve

5.

You say this if you want to be first in line, have the first slice of cake/pizza, want the front seat...

I call dibs on the cheese and pepperoni!

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6.

In normal cases Dibs is a stupid game that children play with things that they can't actually have, but among the people of The Mals Nation it's an entirely different story. Dibs is a legally binding statement. Once the announcement has been made that one has "Dibs" on anything (living or not) it cannot be disputed.

"Dude, Dibs on that silly slut."

See nation, yay, dibs, pfft

7.

The game played by young gentlemen in which you call 'dibs' on any young lady that takes your fancy. Players are limited to five 'dibs' per evening out. When a player calls 'dibs' he must also tap another player with varying degrees of force, depending on the amount of alcohol that has been consumed. Once a young lady has had 'dibs' called on her she becomes out of bounds for all other players for the entirety of the evening. Any player who flaunts this rule and continues to 'pull' a lady who has had 'dibs' called on her, must pay a suitable forfeit.

The only exception to this rule is when a player calls cardboard on a young lady who has had ‘dibs’ called on her. Players are limited to one ‘cardboard’ call per evening and this allows that player to ‘pull’ the afore mentioned young lady as well as the original ‘dibs’ caller. The young lady remains out of bounds for all other players.

'Have you seen her!?? Dibs on that mate'

See dibbs, shotgun, mine, bagsy

1.

"a game people of todays young society play where the object of the game is too call out "dibs" to every ugly or fat person they see

there are "dibs" for a single person

"double dibs" for two victims

"treble dibs" for three victims

and "family dibs" for a group of 4 or more.

'two fat people are walkin'

hey dude i call double "dibs" on that one!

See dibs, games