What is Dice Monkey?
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A derogatory term for a person who wins a strategy game thanks to abnormally good die rolls instead of good strategy. The idea is that the person's ability to play the game is no better than that of a monkey who is trained to roll the dice on cue.
"That's the worst strategy I've ever seen, but this dice monkey keeps rolling high."
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a fairly short creature with A.D.D. problems
that also enjoys cleaning, sexual pleasures, and dogs running around without a leash
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