What is Dice Monkey?
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A derogatory term for a person who wins a strategy game thanks to abnormally good die rolls instead of good strategy. The idea is that the person's ability to play the game is no better than that of a monkey who is trained to roll the dice on cue.
"That's the worst strategy I've ever seen, but this dice monkey keeps rolling high."
Random Words:
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Blowing your load on a HOT chick.
Dude, i konjoogulated after the party last night.
See sperm, jizz, semen, load, nut..
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To provide a highly exaggerated quote price to a customer because they are or have been annoying the shit out of you.
Those pink sox yo..
