What is Dice Monkey?
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A derogatory term for a person who wins a strategy game thanks to abnormally good die rolls instead of good strategy. The idea is that the person's ability to play the game is no better than that of a monkey who is trained to roll the dice on cue.
"That's the worst strategy I've ever seen, but this dice monkey keeps rolling high."
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A penis that has claustrophobia and that goes un-erect when a condom is put on.
im sorry i can't have sex because i have jakes pen..
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Used to eliminate the major details of story so as to sterilize and shorten it.
We went back to his apartment, yadda yadda, then I went..
