Dice Monkey

What is Dice Monkey?


1.

A derogatory term for a person who wins a strategy game thanks to abnormally good die rolls instead of good strategy. The idea is that the person's ability to play the game is no better than that of a monkey who is trained to roll the dice on cue.

"That's the worst strategy I've ever seen, but this dice monkey keeps rolling high."


59

Random Words:

1. A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks. When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew..
1. abbreviation standing for poo station 1. The latter number can be varied as you desgnate various poo stations throughout your domicile...
1. An affirmation stemming from the slang "a'ight". "Shall we commence to yon tavern?" "Ah igit."..