Dick Clark Syndrome

What is Dick Clark Syndrome?

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(n) A mental disorder that causes you to count down to 1 from the last number you say in whole intervals. upon ending, you say, "Happy New Year".

A police officer pulls you over and asks how fast you were driving. you honestly say, 85, then without thinking and uncontrollably you being, 79...78....77....76...and so on. As you reach the last 10 your excitement picks up. Finally end with "Happy New Year". The officer will want to take you in for arrest, but you state your medical problem, "Dick Clark Syndrome (DCS)"

See counting, number, disorder, mental, disease

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