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This is what happened to me. I bleached my hair, dyed it red, washed it, watched it turn pink, dyed it red again a few months later, was..
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a girl who looks good from 100 yards and out.
Did you see her body?
Yeah it was hot but too bad she was a pitching wedge, her face wa..
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Getting double fisted by an Englishman.
I pulled down Jeb's trousers and gave him a painful Russian Muffin.
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