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When electrons get excited, they jump electron energy levels (n=1 to 2, 3, 4, etc.) The only way they can come back down the energy leve..
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A masturbator. (From the line on the internet, "every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
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A male sexual manoeuvre that involves defacating before the encounter and skipping the wipe, then proceeding to mount one's partner..