Dick Jack

What is Dick Jack?


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n., adj.,(Richard John formally) Incessant masturbator, 'net pornaddict, dates ONLY girlie magazines or left/right hand, can get erect at the fleeting glimpse of a woman's cleavage in a TV soap ad or speeding by the other way on a six-lane highway.

Is one REALLY necessary? It's probably YOU reading this. Just look in the mirror. Dick Jack.

See masturbate, jerk off, whack off, spank the monkey, stroke it, toss off, beat off, immature, dork, geek, loser, virgin, kook, hypocrite, boor, addict, disorder


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