What is Dick Leg?
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The phrase used to describe a one-legged man wearing very short cutoff blue jeans, and his penis is hanging out the pantleg on the side where his leg is missing. These men appear as though they have a dick for a leg. And, some of these men also choose to wear an infant's shoe on the end of their cock for better traction.
Damn, I hate the VA hospital. There's just too man dick legs around here.
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