Dick Monkey

What is Dick Monkey?


1.

A dick monkeyis a male or female who unabashedly travels from man to man for the single purpose of using their dick for their own personal pleasure without regard to loyalty, freindship, morality, etc.

can be used in conjunction with cheeseeating:

Dude, that chick is a total dick monkey.

Ya' cheese eating dick monkey!

See man-whore, cheez, monky

2.

A man who has frequent noncommital sex with his girlfriends mom

Brad and jess broke up.

Why?

Because he was her mom's dick monkey.

See man whore, pimp, honest, trustworthy


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