Dick Noodle

What is Dick Noodle?

when a bead of cum is at the tip of a mans penis after masturbation and he pulls on it revealing a long strand of congealed semen

dude i had the grossest dick noodle yesterday

See jerking off, cum, semen

Lmal

1. laughing my ass off longtime, when you laugh longer than you normaly would hey, that joke was soo funny i was lmao!! Dont you mean lma..

Mates Before Dates

1. to choose your friends over your girl/boyfriend. usually used by a third party... "you should have come to leopolds's birthda..

Conshumanism

1. conscious and humane consumption Wellness is now an issue for the entire planet and to achieve worldwide wellness it is necessary to re..

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