Dick Noodle

What is Dick Noodle?

when a bead of cum is at the tip of a mans penis after masturbation and he pulls on it revealing a long strand of congealed semen

dude i had the grossest dick noodle yesterday

See jerking off, cum, semen

Investibation

1. /in ves ti ba' shun/ n. (Portmanteau of "investigation" and "masturbation") An investigation with no hope of a..

Ostensible

1. appearing as such but not necessarily so the second horse was the ostensible winner pouser See adjective, pouser 2. Some fake ass B..

Goshdarnit

1. A phrase uttered out of frustration, annoyance, or disapppoinment or whenever something bad happens. Goshdarnit! Who put this decapitat..

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