What is Dick Pie?
1.
The term used when someone of the male persuasion throws their freshly worn underwear right in another person's face.
After a long day of work, Mario came home and gave his wife a dick pie.
From the movie "Angus":
Troy Wenberg-"Now that's what I call getting a slice of the ol' dick pie"
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2.
when a male ejaculates all over a female's face, usually after he has had sex with her or she has given him a blow job.
did you hear that rahul tried to give crissy contraception a dick pie, but he had to go charge his phone instead.
