What is Dick Present?
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When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.
Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.
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when you give someone your dick for a present
hey brenda, will you have my dick present for christmas?
Random Words:
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A term meaning that you know everything there is to know about a friend.
She better not turn on me, I've got her diary, she tells ..
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a women with eight vaginas.... mmmmm
Dude ur mom is an octo-twatter?.... nice..
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to stick ones dick into a light socket
my "bright idea" got me into trouble
See idea, bright, light, socket, genius..
