Dick Present

What is Dick Present?


1.

When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.

Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.

2.

when you give someone your dick for a present

hey brenda, will you have my dick present for christmas?


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