Dick Prick

What is Dick Prick?


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When you are wearing pants that have a zipper and you accidentally get the zipper stuck on your dick.

"Damn dude I just gave myself a dick prick."

"Yeah man don't you just hate those?"

See what a bitch, ow, that sucks, zipper, wtf


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