Dick Puppet

What is Dick Puppet?


1.

An attractive woman who is petite in stature. Generally speaking, she makes a man's nature rise.

Keith: Man! Check that chick out!! She's dirty like the South.

Too Tuff Tony: SHIT!!! And she's a dick puppet too!

2.

a stuffed animal you fuck when the paws are sown together like a bear of that nature

omg why did you use my bear as a dick puppet?

See dick, puppet, vagina, fuck, sex, rape, teddy bear

3.

a girl who walks around with very little clothes and does not appear to be too bright...only good for one thing

Look at the dick puppet over there on the corner with her tits almost hanging out


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