What is Dick Smoke?
1.
the act of pissing on a very cold night. The steam from the urine looks like smoke.
HEY DAVE. It's so cold I've got Dick Smoke!
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2.
an asshole, one who smokes dicks
Why is Anthony such a dick smoke
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3.
Dick Smoke(P)pronoun - One who is obsessive over sex, who will do anyone and everone including his brothers sloppy seconds and walrus's.
Alfred is such a damn dick smoke.
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4.
A person (always male) too horny to bother using their brain. With their entire consciousness focused on sex, they usually don't bother to think about anything else. Especially what might happen or what is happening at that moment. Because they have sex so often, either with themselves or an actual partner, their dick is always smoking. Hence the term.
If Chris was watchin the road instead of gettin his umpteenth blowjob of the day, the stupid dick smoke woulda missed that tree.