Dick Stats

What is Dick Stats?

The measurements of a guys dick.

When asking politely in a chat for the size of a man's cock!

HOTCHATBOY: So you wanna hook up bitch?

BIGIRL29: Dick Stats???

HOTCHATBOY: 9"inch thick, shaven balls, uncut.

BIGIRL: Sorry I don't feel like dick tonight, I wanna eat pussy

HOTCHATBOY: lemme cream pie u b4 u go bitch

BIGIRL29: No thanks I'd rather catch aids and die

HOTCHATBOY: Bitch i'm gonna cut u bad!

HOTBIGIRL: te he he

See dick, penise, size queen, guys

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