Dick Stats

What is Dick Stats?


1.

The measurements of a guys dick.

When asking politely in a chat for the size of a man's cock!

HOTCHATBOY: So you wanna hook up bitch?

BIGIRL29: Dick Stats???

HOTCHATBOY: 9"inch thick, shaven balls, uncut.

BIGIRL: Sorry I don't feel like dick tonight, I wanna eat pussy

HOTCHATBOY: lemme cream pie u b4 u go bitch

BIGIRL29: No thanks I'd rather catch aids and die

HOTCHATBOY: Bitch i'm gonna cut u bad!

HOTBIGIRL: te he he

See dick, penise, size queen, guys


83

Random Words:

1. A n00bcakez0rs is the most extreme type of n00bcake which is the most extreme type of n00b. Therefore, a n00bcakez0rs is typically the m..
1. the past tense of being given/giving the shocker. For the first time last night, I was officially shockerized. Dude, I totally wanted ..
1. The funniest and least responsible way to quit ones job. To not come into work one day and never give a reason and never show up or cal..
Book Banner