Jonathon Edit Meaning

1.

A simple definition for a expert chess player. He is usually a jew who goes to the wising well to steal pennies. Has gotten wealthy off being a prostitute.

Fucking JONATHON i hate you get out of my pockets.

2.

a multi use word, which can be entered for either an object, place or person, when the speaker is either A: too stoned,- or B: too lazy - to be bothered to locate and use the correct word for the occasion.much used by teenage males when talking to other homeies from da hoodn also be shortened to 'jon'

1. ok ma..im just going down da jonathon

2. alright jon what u doin?

3. have you seen my jonathon, it was here a minute ago????

3.

Similar to a melvin, but more brutal. originated in Foster City California back in 1987. Reach underneath the groin area and interlock your fingers. Then lift up and down vigorously effectively crushing genitals. The result is your buddy falling to the ground during the act of performing the "Jonathon"

See Definition of Jonathon. Belittles the melvin. One step further

See melvin, pain, groin

4.

slang term for toilet. and extension of the slang term 'John'.

Had a heft curry last night, must pop off to feed jonathon

See toilet, lavvy, bog