Dick Tater Edit Meaning

1.

A lazy jerk (couch potato) who refuses to get off his ass, lying around with his hand down his pants demanding that his woman fetch him things. Usually a sport of some kind is on the TV, like Nascar. You can spot the dick tater by his sweat stained white ribbed tank top and three day growth of stubble.

Funkstank: Gone'n git me anuther bud, woman, then you can suck on mah dick. I'm watching the daytona fivehunderd! Whooooo!

Cousin Betty: Hold yer horses, ya damn dick tater. I done getted that thar thang I ordered from ebay and I wanna try it on for ya.

Funkstank: Do it now, bitch or I'll give yer ass a tanning. Jump the fuck to it! The dick tater has spoken. Buuuurp.

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2.

The two potato-like, nuts that hang in a sack from beneath the penis.

Mr. Johnson, how long has it been since you launched a love rocket? mhm, i see..and how are your dick taters?

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3.

Often misspelled as dictator, a dick tater is a man or woman who:

1. Sucks dick while shucking a tater.

2. Cucumbers a man while making a salad.

3. All of the above

A noun, used to define a dick, penis, schlong, willy, knocker, doorhandle, flipper, lightswitch, mega whomp, googler, grapple, grapple hook, and flipschlinger.

This in turn added to the tater, being a round object usually stuck in something whether the ground or a bush, it is used in a thrusting manner until totally engrossed by those which are engrossing the grossage. If you understand the above reading please continue.

A Dick Tater usually is also mentioned in a childs school book as Adolf Hitler or Barney, depending on age.

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That man thinks he is a Dick Tater!@!@!