Dick Turban

What is Dick Turban?


1.

Meaning: (i) condom, love gloveor protective sheath used for safe fornication; (ii) ritualistic headdress religiously wrapped around the anointed head in anticipation of consummation with a divine being; (iii) something that curiously sounds very much like the name of the Illinois Senator, Dick Durbin.

Yo Kumar, unless you want to be the baby daddy, you best safety wrap your boy--don your dick turban!

See condom, rubber, glove, turban, safe sex, trojan, jimmy

2.

English - (dihc~tuhr~binn). N.

A condom

I had to bust out a Dick Turban to get my nut.

See dick, turban, condom, fuck, head, nut


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