What is Dick Van Dyke?
1.
The reverse of a
Chris is such a dick van dyke that he wouldn't know what to say to a straight girl.
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2.
Famous comedian. See: Penis Van Lesbian
Dude that guy's a dick... or... she's a dyke!
3.
an actor (usually American) or anyone attempting to an accent using an incredibly bad English accent. named after actor Dick Van Dyke's fake
"That guy is pulling a dick van dyke with that accent over there"
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4.
A sibling sexual act of the
To preform the Dick van Dyke, the man must have their partner get on the ground up side-down, so that their ass is in the air.
The partner then, completely naked, enters the room whilst sining the Dick van Dyke Show theme song. He then trips over a nearby ottoman, thus catapulting him into the air. He then attempts to enter into his hole of choice in his partner.
Fred: Hey, you wanna come over and watch the game at my place?
Ted: Nah, I'm going to the store to buy an ottoman so I can Dick van Dyke my girlfriend.
Fred: HOT!
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5.
A stupid fuck thats always fucking up on the job, is usually hung over in the morning and fallsdown a lot when he trips over shit on the jobsite.
Look at Simmons that drunk fucker he just tripped over that pile of shit and fell on his ass !!
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