Dickfinger

What is Dickfinger?

A slighlty shortened finger that looks like a male reproduction organ only smaller. (Hopefully, for your own sake)

So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger

See amputee, stupidity, snowblower

a multi-use word describing the act of, or result of, screwing up.

I would ask Jim to help me out with this definition but I know he'd just dickfinger it up.

see Homoerikyo. Guess how it was derived.

Anyone: "DICKFINGER!"

Erik: "ARRRGHH!!"

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