What is Dickfinger?
A slighlty shortened finger that looks like a male reproduction organ only smaller. (Hopefully, for your own sake)
So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger
a multi-use word describing the act of, or result of, screwing up.
I would ask Jim to help me out with this definition but I know he'd just dickfinger it up.