Dickhand

What is Dickhand?


1.

The hand a male uses to masturbate himself with. Also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.

Excuse me miss, I broke my dickhand when I fell off my bike, can you help me?

2.

This term is used after a man has masturbated, or after someone has given a handjob and has failed to wash his or her hands, resulting in the smell of dick.

BoyA - Why are you washing your hands?

GirlG - Because I don't dickhand

BoyA - You went home in your mom's car with dickhand before!


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