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Very old. Too old. Old enough to have created all life in the universe.
Someone: Hey, are you gonna vote for John McCain?
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when you have anal sex with someone until they shit all over your dick, then you feed your shit covered dick to their cat, and allow the..
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What old dirty hippies used to call a bong
"Last night I hold Aladdins Lamp so I wished I could stay Before the thing could answer..