Dickless Clooney

What is Dickless Clooney?


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1. A drunken person that is anything BUT Irish, acting like an asshole on St. Patty's day. He must be wearing green, intoxicated, and behaving like a fucking asshole.

Bloke#1 "Who is that arsehole over there?"

Bloke#2 "Some fuckin' wanker"

Bloke#2 "Hey, buddy what is your fuckin' name?"

Asshole "It's St. Patty's Day, Today my name is now Clooney!"

Bloke#1 "Clooney, eh? How about Dickless Clooney! You fucking wanker! Get the fuck out of my fucking face!"

1 hour later

Bloke#2 screams at some drunk Assholes dressed in green "You fucking Dickless Clooney!"

See asshole, dickless wonder, fuck you


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