What is Dickmonkey?
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1. One who swings and attempts to climb the dick of another. Hairs will usually be pulled and torn from the appendage.
2. Any old fuckin driver that is turning, but does so slow that you can feel yourself aging while you wait.
1. Quit sweatin me, ya mutha phukkin dickmonkey.
2. Move the old and busted out of my way, dickmonkey.
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A punch to the face covered up as an offering of a baked good.
How to do it:
1. Present the dirty bastard a cookie in hand using a swe..
