Dickroids

What is Dickroids?


1.

Small blue capsule with the word Pfizer written across it. Available in 25, 50 and 100 mg doses. It's designed to cure erectyle dysfunction but mostly gives you a wicked ass headache.

Scott: "Oh...hey, usually people call before they come over but what's up? What do you want?"

Andrew: "well...you know...I'm meeting Lebron...I need some blue pill."

Scott: "Blue Pill?"

Andrew: "Yeah, you know dickroids?"

Scott: "For the thirteenth time Andrew, they cost me $50 for a pack of four, I can't keep giving them away you know."

Andrew: "Yeah, but you're not using them."

Scott: "Thanks jerk. But one day I will. I'm just in a dry spell right now. And these dickroids will break me out of my slump. I can't just give them away."

Andrew: "You are so messed up, dude."

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