What is Dicktard?
1.
A combination dick/ retard. that is to say that not only is the guy a complete moron, but he's also a flat-out asshole.
Man, David Spade is such a total dicktard, i bet he likes a nice hot carl.
2.
Someone who is prone to genital related uncoordination such as sitting on yourself or missing the bowl in the toilet due to complete lack of basic control.
"That guy totally pissed all over the seat. What a dicktard."
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3.
The combination of dick and retard.
OMG, I can't believe he did that. He's such a dicktard !
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4.
The term to describe a man who is unable to achieve an erection and is therefore incapable of pleasing a woman.
Woman 1: How was last night with Joe?
Woman 2: Man, that was horrible, he is a dicktard.
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5.
Someone who is so retarded that he does things that make him a dick.
The fact that Crosby still can't complete the simplest of simple tasks obviously classifies him as a total dicktard!
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6.
A person in a temporary to permanent state of diminished mental capacity, brought on by their preoccupation with a man/dick.
"I was going to invite mom over for dinner but she started dating some guy. I can't deal with her when she's being such a dicktard."
7.
Someone who is both a dick and a tard.
Jon Stewart is the world's biggest dicktard.
see also Bill Maher,Sean Penn and David Spade
