Dictionizzle Edit Meaning

1. A fart eminating from one's penis. That quandorf sure blew me off my feet. See Poseidon 1. A fart eminating from one's pen..

1. An offering made to a female to get her to open her legs. "Damn I never got laid as good as when I gave her the diamond ring."..

1. When you bring a date home with the expectation of sex but end up, instead, with a swift kick to the crotch. I was hard & ready to ..